Sayings A collection of clever .sig files. Ex.:
After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist said to me, "Maybe life isn't for
everyone."
Quotations An indexed collection of notable
quotations. Ex.: Politics. From the greek "poly", meaning many, and
ticks, a small, annoying bloodsucker.
Lawyer Jokes Ex.: Q: What do you call 535 lawyers at
the bottom of the Potomac? A: A good start! (Note: many are unsuitable for
younger audiences...)
Pilots An 11 year old's view of the aviation
profession. A British view on Cockpit Resource Management. The lighthouse.
Aircraft Maintenance.
Lawnchair Larry Walters and
the famous 16,000 foot high lawnchair flight.
JATO The "Darwin" award, an annual honor
given to the person who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing him-
or her- self in the most extraordinarily stupid way. heaven and Hell.
Quayle Malapropisms courtesy of our former
Vice-President
Downsizing It's probably not funny if it happens to
you, but...
Prolix Convoluted legal terminology. Also a few
newspaper headlines and church announcements with double meanings.
Inet Reporters How to write a story about something
you know absolutely nothing about.
Kitty Porn More ammunition for ignorant
reporters.
The Toilet Police Another great Dave Barry
column.
Closed Mind Forty excuses for inaction.
Myrtle Airline captains, the Cat and Duck Method of
instrument flying, Nigerian aircraft maintenance, a wheel well ride, captain
sucked out of his airliner, and failed predictions of the future.
Bart Simpson Bart Simpson is writing something
100,000 times on the chalkboard...
It's a Miracle! "They've got Pepsi in the Andes
McDonalds in Tibet"
Oxymorons "Military Intelligence",
Government Organization". New elements
Spam More than just a lunch meat: unwanted e-mail
and what to do about it. This is the original Monty Python skit. Also includes
a flame template.
Urban Legends
Widely quoted stories that may or may not be true.
Windows Error Messages Documentation for some of
those cryptic messages that come up from time to time.
Cats "These is no snooze button on a cat who
wants breakfast."
Aging "you know you're getting old when
everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work "